American college students, bored housewives, and elderly couples without a life are now in mourning across the country. Afternoons will soon be filled with the reality of "real" lives instead of the drama of soap operas. No, I do not really care. I was addicted to soaps back in college and later when
Now it is my understanding that today's economics have driven the daytime entertainment programming industry in a new direction so that now Americans will be watching real people 'act' out their lives instead of actors telling stories written by writers. These 'real' people will be lousy at their jobs because their lives are filled with strife, arguments, sex, break-ups, alcohol, self-doubt, and all while wearing impractical clothes in the worst taste possible. But some of these 'real' people will break out into more than 15 minutes of fame. And if their enhanced cleavage holds up, and their hair stays thick and their mouth doesn't betray them, they may even get to give a college graduation address or two or perhaps write a book on why we should not make all the mistakes they have made in their pathetic little lives...sorry, my must be my envy. Their public advice will not be free, but it will certainly not be worth what they are paid. They will make six figure incomes while teachers and fire fighters and policemen and soldiers who lead honest lives will struggle to put food on the table. Daytime reality stars will tell boring stories while real writers will struggle for the attention span of mediocre American minds on independent channels. But the primary point is that reality stars will not make the humongous salaries of real actors (like that wonderful talent Charlie Sheen who milked his production studio dry...must have been that union he belonged to.)
Watching these reality shows will emphasize the worst behaviors and character flaws that can be found in our society. They will be excellent examples of what not to do if you are watching with your teenagers. Real reality would be boring to watch as it might involve intelligent people with mature ideas and cooperative relationships muddle through their days. "Reality television' is an oxymoron like Fox's "Fair and Balanced" news programs.
For all of those who think American culture is now stagnating in a swamp of mediocre stimulation, it gives me no pleasure to agree with you.