Why are the " data markers" that companies use to follow your trail on the Internet called cookies and not cookie crumbs?
Why is profanity called "adult" language when it is clearly used when there are more adult words available to those with adult vocabularies?
Is it only in America that we have the "avocado hand epidemic"? and if so, why?
Why are Americans worried about North Korea attacking our Northwest coast when Hanford, Washington is dealing with 56 million gallons of radioactive waste in underground, leaking tanks and collapsing tunnels?
What does it tell us about our culture that Amazon sells $10 handbags and $10,000 handbags?
Do you ever get to a time in your life when you think that you actually 'get it"?
Do you think the marriage of that couple that wed on Mt. Everest will last?
and finally:
How annoying is it that I am asking all these questions and do you think this is what is causing my insomnia?
what's the avocado hand epidemic? re the handbags, what does it say about the person who will buy a $10,000 handbag? anyway, I have no answers.
ReplyDeleteI've decided to stick my head in the sand and ignore everything. I think that marriage on Everest has a 50-50 chance.
ReplyDeleteBrain stimulating questions.
ReplyDeleteThe current Moon phase is 94% of full waning gibbous.
This is one of the phases when I try to reduce salty foods, caution moving around, and read or watching the news. The other is the new Moon phase.
Insomnia =- Trump thinking.
ReplyDeleteAvocado hand is due to fools supping their hands to hold the round avocado when they are cutting it. I do that too.
That avocado hand "news story" is so ridiculous. Definitely a first world problem.
ReplyDeleteAvocado hand? What next? Good grief!
ReplyDeleteSimilar to what keeps me awake some times. I'm going with Studio Maywyn's full moon prognosis. Hmm, and...if your avocado can't be cut with a butter knife it's too green.
ReplyDeleteQuestions about the nut job in North Korea would keep anyone awake. He's going to cause trouble.
ReplyDeleteThanks for bringing up Avocado Hand. I had to Google it and will consider it my item on my (mental) "What I've Learned Today list."
ReplyDeleteMakes plenty of sense now that I know what it is. I blame it on the surge of cooking shows. Years ago, I'd spoon out the huge seed. Now, I slap that baby with a chef's knife or a cleaver.
Given all the questions I've been having, all I needed was for you to add even more -- clearly more important ones! Now -- I'll have insomnia. I've been stuck many years on, just how deep is deep purple?
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ReplyDeleteThe last line explains it all! I must admit, however, that the older I get, the less I think I "get" it.
I never heard of some of these things, I guess I'm out of the loop. Avocado hand epidemic?? Happy Mother's Day, Tabor! :-)
ReplyDeleteThat is the question!
ReplyDeleteAvocado hand? That one is not on my question list, but plenty of others are. Incongruity is rampant. Yes, it cause loss of sleep. If you get any answers, let us know.
ReplyDeleteI like your questions better than the ones that come to me when I can't sleep.
ReplyDeleteI was sleeping great until I read about Avocado Hand.
ReplyDeleteWhat the...When I get fits like this I put on dubstep music and surf my Twitter feed. I'm out like a light in 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteOh my! Your brain is really working at hyper speed. Now it will keep me awake.
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