Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Between the Lines

Here I was, once again, on my way rushing to the dock.  Why I am always rushing is any-one's guess but I know that some day I will be too arthritic to rush anywhere and I will have to settle for a joggle.  Anyway, I was hurrying to help blow out the lines...the hose line that is used at the boat.  Hubby was in the house with an air compressor at the correct (we hoped) plumbing juncture in the basement.  The incorrect junture might blow the expensive 'ornaments' on the inside sinks.  My job was to turn on the hose water at the dock, watch it drain into the river and then let him know when it was empty so that he could turn off the water line from the house. 

As I carried cell phone in hand I skipped ever so dangerously over the slippery leaves that had since covered the path on the hill down to the dock trail (for the 4th time I might add--the leaves covering not me skipping),   As I maintained a tighter grip on the phone I saw with surprise that I was just getting ready to put my foot down on the back of our resident black snake!  There he lay in the path slightly covered by brown leaves and not moving his curving black line.  He was in slow mo due to the colder weather.  My frantic approach did not encourage him to move away and yet I knew he was alive.  I hesitated stepping over and, instead, scuffled some leaves toward him hoping it might encourage him to go on his way.  No such luck.  I finally got the courage to move around the back of him while straddling the tree roots on the side of the path.  I did this pretty rapidly, because, while I am an outdoor gal, I am always leery of snakes, even safe ones like our black resident.

He was still in the same place 15 minutes later when I returned after successfully emptying the hose line but his curving black line was more squiggly which is something they do when nervous.   This time he had formed a U as if wondering if he should return to whence he came, since this path which had not been used much recently due to colder weather seemed to be enduring some crazy rush hour human traffic.  I, once again, only on the other side of the trail away from his head, stepped on some fallen logs and made my way carefully around giving him plenty of room.

That afternoon I finished vacuuming and dusting the upstairs bedrooms to be ready for Thanksgiving company.  Then, as a reward, I went up to my upstairs nook to blog and read some blogs.  I was alone in the house because hubby was greasing the boat lift; boats are an endless source of fun and expensive time consuming maintenance.  The house was quiet except for the clicking of my fingers on the keyboard.  Behind me I heard a light tapping/slicing noise.  I stopped typing and 'opened' my ears and turned my head from side to side.  No noise.  I continued typing and the tut tut noise started again.  It was coming from behind my head.  I turned and the photo below is what I saw.

It was the line of my vacuum proceeding in snakelike fashion to move on down the stairway where the weighted head of the cleaner was pulling it with gravity.  The tapping was the ridges of the hose catching and then releasing against the corner of the file cabinet as it uncurled.  This silver snake like movement was just a little unnerving after my morning experience.

11 comments:

  1. Oh my God! I was reading, I was so caught up in your story when I scrolled down and saw the vacuum hose I literally let out a big breath. I had been holding my breath! LOL! And I thought things like that only happened to me.

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  2. Unnerving to be sure! I'd have jumped six feet up into the air, and I generally like snakes.

    Just not coming down the stairs into the basement after me.

    Still, it must have been good for a laugh once it was over.

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  3. LMAO here! Great story, so wrapped up in blogging, your mind was still with the friendly black snake!

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  4. I could see that one coming when I looked ahead at the photo. I'd have been feeling far less calm than you. Then I'd laugh and go change my pants. ;)

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  5. Have not come across any snakes in my woods home - or rather one small green one. I know they are here. Slow down!!

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  6. LOL, I probably would have stomped it before I realized it was a vac hose. May we skip forever....

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  7. Wow! You have captured a beautiful photograph of the rarely seen "hose snake!" They are not reported to be poisonous although they do have a defensive sucking tactic which can raise red marks if you attach one to your skin for any length of time.

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  8. We don't really get snakes, but one day my husband turned up at the door with a slow worm in his hands, and I freaked out because I thought it was a snake. Turns out we get lots of slow worms, and they're not scary at all, but the first time you see one... *shiver*

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  9. Well you woke us all up this morning!

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  10. I can't make myself stop jumping when I see snakes. The hose would have done me in too!!

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  11. Yep, you had me so captivated with your story that I thought for sure I was going to see a photo of the black snake. I'm glad it wasn't. How funny.

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