Up to 57% Off Concealed-Handgun - Permit Class
"A bullet travels at hundreds of miles per hour, much like a beam of light or a kiss blown by Paul Bunyan. Work on your quick-draw skills with this Groupon."
( Found in my "Groupon" email this morning.)
I need that coupon. Wonder why it is 57%? That's kind of strange. Why not 50% or 60%? Inquiring minds... A Paul Bunyan kiss at that rate of speed would be a killer for sure.
ReplyDeleteWell, that brought a good laugh!
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ReplyDeleteNothing says Christmas like guns. Take care.
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ReplyDeleteNice. Merry killmass.
ReplyDeleteSo...did you sign up? Whatta deal.
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ReplyDeleteTell me it's only a sick joke-
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