Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Truth Be Told



While assisting my 2-year-old granddaughter (shy of 3 by only 2 months) with her daily duties, we got to talking in the bathroom...where women always chat.  At her age they can spend quite a bit of time on the throne and therefore we must fill the time with chit chat.  (She did send me outside a time or two so she could have 'privacy', but then got lonely and called me back.)


While checking out the wallpaper, she informed me that she was a Princess.  (That is certainly the truth.)  She asked if I was a Princess and I replied, "Of course!"


She then pointed to my watch and asked what it was.  Being the former educator I went on a small lecture about watches telling the time of the day for meals and errands and how watches have become rarer because people look at the time (Mommy and Daddy for example) on their cell phones or blackberries and no longer need watches.  I explained that only old people like me still use watches and that is why she doesn't see them very often.


She looked me in the eye and said "You are not old.  You are grandma."


I was quite pleased with this comment, probably reading far more into it than I should have, because on the next downbeat, she looked at my midsection and asked,  "Are you a girl?"

29 comments:

Peruby said...

Too funny! I love it. Out of the mouths of babes.

Pauline said...

kids are so funny - their minds work in mysterious ways. Glad she doesn't think you're old ;)

Granny Annie said...

Of course you're a girl. You already told her you were a Princess! Oh that was too funny.

slommler said...

"Are you a girl" HA! Kids...gotta love them. And saying that your are grandma is a top honor!!
Congrats!
Grandkids are the best ever!
Hugs
SueAnn

Friko said...

Sweetie!
At least she's interested enough to want to find out.
Future scientist material, do you think?

gardenpath said...

Ha, sounds like something my grandsons would say. I do like the princess part, though.

Kerry said...

"Princess Tabor" does have an extremely regal ring to it; I think you should hang onto it!

Ily said...

Ha! I'm with Granny Annie...you are a Princess (which makes you a girl, right??) lol

You brought back memories of when I was a SAHM and enjoying every moment with my little girl. Good times!

Freda said...

How important it is to be always available. Lovely moment!

kenju said...

Oh, how funny!! Bless her little heart. I remember some similar funny stuff coming out of my babies and grand babies mouths.

chris said...

the little girl and i have a regular bathroom litany where she names names and we have to decide if the person is a boy or a girl. gotta love being a grammie!

bill said...

She sounds like a princess. Are kids smarter than they used to be are is it my imagination?

LadyFi said...

What witty repartee! Such a doll!

Dave King said...

Great, as all such stories tend to be. Additionally, this one was very well told.

colleen said...

HAHA! Great punchline. I too am a sucker for a compliment from a child.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Oh KIDS... Aren't they just adorable????? Of course you aren't old. You are GRANDMA!!!! Love it!!!

When I first started teaching school at the age of about 22, some of the students were talking about how OLD I was... It about broke my heart. Now--I'm proud to be OLDER than DIRT... ha

Hugs,
Betsy

Cricket said...

Grandma is certainly a wonderful thing to be. Congratulations on the potw.

Daryl said...

ah the wonderful formative years ... sweet post .. congrats on the POTD mention!

Maggie said...

Oh, delightful.

Kikit said...

Hahaha :) This made me giggle Tabor! Your granddaughter's so innocently funny.

20th Century Woman said...

Lovely. It makes me a little sad that most of mine are growing up, or grown up. But I have my great grandson to watch.

Nancy said...

LOL! How funny is that! I have a two-year-old grandson that keeps me laughing. They are soooo much fun.

Congrats on POTW!

Moannie said...

She's keeping you young...how lovely.

Jingle said...

pleasant to my ears!

TSannie said...

Out of the mouth of babes...

simplycol.com said...

LOL... gotta love them. :-)

Sandra said...

Cute story. I always say that grandchildren are the frosting on the cake! (even when they notice our "flaws"!) :)

Kerri said...

They're so much fun :) You're a lucky granny!

thewildhare said...

Another laugh out loud moment! I absolutely love it! Your grand daughter sounds like a peach!